dear candice,
i hate how you always make me feel bad about myself. you always come around in your workout clothes, drinking your water and showing off your hot bod... thanks for making me feel like a fat, lazy heifer.. and you really hurt my feelings tonight as you beat me at my own game, and at toxic at that.. the one and only thing i could truly do well. thank you. thank you for hurting me...
love, me
3 comments:
I don't even feel bad...get off your lazy butt and do something with your life like go to school or something.
Dear Candice,
You hurt me too. Stop being so freakin' hot, so that I can continue to eat chick-fil-a and be lazy and not feel bad about it. Your bod is a hot fire that needs to be put out. Why don't you smother that fire by draping some unattractive burlap over it or something so we don't have to be scorched by your hotness all the time!
Love ya!
Kristina
p.s. will you teach me how to be you? please?
hahaha!! this made me laugh! candice is super hot. glad i'm not having to be compared to her on a daily basis.
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